Saturday, October 27, 2012

Random Alice Cooper Song Title Dress! F/YA/A



Two formats inside

Hello weirdos!
I want to change something in my blog but I'm not quite sure what it should be. That's why I did another stupid poll! You can find it in the right section of the blog. Go vote!
I also re-uploaded the skirts thanks to Venus Princess100. *le big heart*
Those of you who keep askin' me about this and that, I don't have the stuff right now, you have to wait.

Okay. What we have here, uhmmm. A dress. I wanted to name it after one of Alice Cooper's song but I couldn't decide so you can call it Snakebite dress or the fucking House of Fire dress, your choice. Just don't call it It's me dress because I fuckin' hate that song. OK, whatever.
Remember my EA store jacket made separate and de-glittered? An outfit Anubis has made lately reminded me of the fact I FREAKING LOVE THAT JACKET and I need it to come with every outfit and every top in my game! X.X But you have to start with something, right? So I dug some corpses, added this and that and frankensteined that bitch! The process was quite a pain in the ass, but hey, I think the effects are worth my suffering! 
For extra sexiness, I paired the jacket with extremely tight dress which caresses the sim's womanly curves in a gentle way. It enhances bust and gives ya THAT ASS effect xD


The outfit is pretty versatile I think, it can suit many tastes. You can make it either your petite noir that goes with your black leather and big black boots or paint it neeeooonnn green and add some cthulhu pattern, it's up to you.
I also added a skele-tuned version, perfect for a Hallow's eve time. Just remember to not use it as a prop to teach children anatomy because it's fuckin' anatomically incorrect! Actually, I recommend not to use anything from this site to teach children. And being careful witch teaching children anatomy in general.
Enabled in Everyday, Formal and Career categories. Three fully recolorable versions. Yay! Base game compatible. Fuck yeah.
Okkkaaay let the pictures do the talking:

Do NOT ask me about this hat! It's my private conversion of Q3tbo's sims 2 biker hat and I'm not gonna share it because she will kung fu me ._>(So why did I use it? Because I'm a bitch, that's why XD) And yes, it's not the porno mags nor problems with parents,  Q3tbo made me the way I am today....
Whoopsie, a wrong picture....


Hey you, it's true, you suck, fuck you!
That's all, I think! I hope you enjoy the dress. Please report me if any problems appear. I wish you happy rocky horror style Halloween!
Wiq Horror Fap Fap Show

Of course, like me on Facebook if you have a thing for necro petite drag queen playboy bunnies

Comment on my stuff and play nice because X-mas is getting near and Santa may skip ur house!

I won't give you a song today because I still can't decide between Snakebite and House of Fire! xD



Sunday, October 21, 2012

Sex'd Up Boyshorts! For Gurlz!

Sims3Pack & Package inside

Welcome freaks of all shapes and sizes!
Small announcement first: If you're having issues with my files hosted on Box.net, please wait! It happens when too many ppl get brainwashed by me and crave my crap! But it resets in a short period of time so don't worry! Sorry, I really can't re-upload all my shit again 'cause I would have no time for other important things like doing nothing and getting fat! Just wait!

Let's look what cats dragged in today! Well, you may or may not treat 'em as a new and hopefully better version of Pour Some Sugar On Me panties. Just don't say I'm runnin' out of ideas because it would be rude >.< 
What it takes to spice up boyshorts? Well, you make them semi-
transparent or shiiinyyyy, add some bows, ribbons and voila! We got sex'd up boyshorts!
These come in 5 flavours:
1. Regular which can be wet-looking or normal depends on the usage of colour and pattern.
2. Leather that may look good in colour other than black, but I don't know and I don't care xD
3. C-through ones with dots. Kawaii desu!
4. Classic lace ones, VonFrege's style. xf
5. Fishnet one. Yay! 

All of them have three recolorable areas. 
Can be used as a very brief everyday slutwear, lingerie, swimsuit, athletic wear or career. Yes, career. Why not? It compliments a lot of career paths!
Aren't the first and last one quite the same?
Note that I'm NOT referring to a person named Katheryn Elisabeth Hudson in any way, it's just an outfit!

It's not valid for random so you won't be having random hooker townies running around half-naked!


Want some moar pix? Of course you do, bitches!
I must stop and say thank to Kosmo for that lovely pose! It's almost as sexy as the GIF below:
***RANDOM BOLAN APPEARANCE IN THE MIDDLE OF A POST*** <3 <3
Mooom pleease buy me a Bolan bitch *.*
*END OF A RANDOM BOLAN APPEARANCE IN THE MIDDLE OF A POST* </3 </3

 A real-life prototype of Alejandro asked me if I could "make him get in on with a hot bitches for one fucking time" and I can never say no to a beautiful man 
(YEAH FUCKING PUN INTENDED XD) sooo....
Reversed gangbang thing is about to start. Douuuh.

Yeah, all about shorts I think! 
I know you all miss my hot guys. Don't worry, they are coming back soon with something very special <3
If you have nothing better to do then please:
1. Like me on FAISBOOK if you think Voldi is one helluva beauty queen!
I wanna be a Fucking Prize Winning Drag Queen with the platform boots and the tombstone look. I wanna whole world to hate me with the bolts on my neck and the gun in my dress! I'M GONNA KILL MISS AMERICA!
2. Write some nice things 'bout my crap to make my life happier.
3. Ewww, I forgot. >.<

***
If you're lookin' for some tunes for your halloween party look no moar! I got a perfect band, a band from awesome country of mine, Poland (that's why you won't be able to understand a word xD)
They are obviously heavily influenced by the awesome gruesome mr. Motherfucker  and with such an impressive inspiration, how could they be bad? Love, love, love, love *.* Ghoulscouts should enjoy!
Roses are red and sky is blue and I'm a bastard so bitch fuck U!
I always enjoy a good piece of poetry.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Drop Dead Legs Leggins!

GET THE CRAP!
Both formats. Two separate files - for accessory leggins so you can wear them with full outfits and top+bottom combo and another one for bottom leggins which you can wear with longer tops. Or shorter tops, I'm not here to judge your fashion taste, lol.

Hiya!
Bad news. My bewbs are hurting as hell O.O In case I'll die of cancer, know I always loved and cared about you. My aspiring millionaire friend will inherit all my unreleased textures so prepare to see 'em on The $hit Resource. Terrible overpriced.
Somebody wanted to have Ita Lolita dress back, so HERE you got it, re-uploaded. Thanks for letting me know!
Thanks for the amazing response to my latest work. You seem to really like it, judging by  the amount of downloads. Also, thanks for your lovely comments!

Today I give ya some new leggins. The idea was old, but I made it come alive today :D
I think they are pretty versatile and can fit a lot of various styles.
Two recolorable channels.
Two flavours: fishnet and lace (two kinds of lace, actually)
Work nice with any color or pattern.
It can have more wet-look or casual look, depends on the choice of pattern.
OKOKOK I know U wanna see 'em pics!

Note: there are tattoos on the right leg!

Umm yes, it comes in a sassy, classy packet.... perfect for a gift!
A bunch of whores models.
An innovative technology allows you to wear vonFregeINC tutu without lookin' like a slut!

Ta-dah! I hope you like it. Like me on FACEBOOK if you like me enough to care and follow me on SHITTER if you want to be spammed with my deep and meaningful thoughts on life!
Also Comment on my crap if you have nothing better to do and remember to hide your teeth while giving a blow to your boyfriend.
Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya.


My famous last words to you.


Thursday, September 27, 2012

Ghoulscout Lingerie Set... idk, V? I can count only to 3 :(

Both formats, custom thumbnail
Both formats, appear eye-violating pink in CAS for easy finding :d Just recolor it ^^


Hello cherries & bananas, an important announcement first!
!! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !!
I used to have my Twitter account to hit on aging rock musicians (my favourite type of rock musican), but just because being cyber-groupie is as pointless as having cybersex, I want it to serve a real purpose. Yes, it mean you can FOLLOW ME ON SHITTER NOW! Yeah. How exciting. 
You can keep an eye on my updates or ask me about my thoughts on worldwide economy crisis. I don't care'bout the crisis, but I'll enjoy you care to ask.

Yeah, my existence as a happy,careless human being is coming to an end so it probably means I will be posting stuff... moar often xD Especially in moments I should be studying or doing some other boring and meaningless things. I was in not so creative mood lately but I just had to release it. It has nothing to do with the fact adfly payout is being close and I need a new lipstick, not at all ^^
To be honest, I'm not sure if I like that crap. I would not release it but I spent a lot of time on drawing it and I don't like my time to be wasted (watching c-lass zombie movies ISN'T a waste of time, it's very informative). Maybe someone will like it. There's actually no reason for me to hate it, I think it's decent in sake of quality and design - I may just spent too much time playing around with the shit and I can't stand looking at this anymore :/
Plus my game was behaving badly when I was taking preview screenshots. It took forever for a sim to change to lingerie, they weren't rendering properly and I was just about to uninstall this shit and let it o X.X So let make it quick and move to another topic, right?


Yeah, this is one piece lingerie set. I made it one piece because I wanted the corset to squeeze waists and I wouldn't be able to do that separately, cause I can't go below the normal sim waist size (it wouldn't match any bottom). So yeah, it gives your sim a hourglass figure ^^ I think it look sexy on fuller ladies. What's more, it has extra brief bra and pants. My target was heterosexual male sims players, but do they even exist? Even some of my homo fellas think playing sims is not a man thing. (Yes, I tend to have a pretty good time with bunch of gay dudes, you filthy backstabbing russian gnomes from  http://sims-new.my1.ru  who claims I'm "a homophobe and more". What more? Nazi? Pedo? Santa? Wiener lippizaner horse? I'm kinda curious. Nevermind, I said it once and I'm saying it once again, I'm not a homophobe. I like gays, how cute and fluffy pets they are, even if they're kind of noisy :/)
And to make it clear not all russian are filthy gnomes, I read a lot of really nice words at that site and I thank U all, even if I don't support that kind of website)
It has four recolorable areas, bra and pants, corset, lace elements and lacing. I wasn't very creative with my promo recolors but I'm pretty sure you will be ^^
Stockings are a separate accessory (for more recoloring choices). They should not look out of place with no garter belts so if you like them you can have them only.
Okaaay pix pix pix pix pix pix pix:



Disortions seen on this pic are 'cause of breast slider not the texture. Delphy breast height I guess.



Yeah. That's all. Now I don't even hate this set anymore xD
Your tasks:
1. Like me on FACEBOOK if you know a heterosexual dude who plays the sims!
2. Follow me on Shitter if you want to be spammed with my anti-awesomeness!
3. Comment on this crap if you think it's not my worst creation ever!
4. Give me an ultimate split-end fix. My hair ends are destroyed man, destroyed like gay bar slut's mangina.
5. Hot, long haired dudes, bow down and bleed for me.

Now time for party XD
A friend of mine, Adam, introduced it to me. Adam is dying of terrible, lethal pain in the ass, please pray for him :(