Thursday, January 19, 2012


Hiya people!
 I just have discovered a nasty thing - TSR Borkshop doesn't export fat morphs with the store outfits so it has no fat morphs if you don't have the original file. I disovered it while doing another pretty nightie today (le grande premiere tomorrow xD). If anybody needs original store file (retro swimsuit) I can send it to you if you ask me, just don't tell EA  go find it somewherexD

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

*name of the random song* Young Adult/Adult Female Sleepwear!


Thank U for all the nice comments. Reading them was pleasant like having a bubble rose scented bath with a glass of wine, eating a piece of quatro fromagi pizza or gettin' it on with the manwhores!
Also forgive me if I was butthurting, I was having bad time last days. Rock'n'roll records ain't selling this year.
So sorry for being crude, please accept flowers, bla bla bla.

Today we're leaving whips, chains and leather for a moments to explore my soft side. It means scandinavian harlequins a lot of pink, lace and animal prints. ROARR!
There's something in night chemises I like. The lace that gently rubs your boobs and satin cooling your skin maybe.  Even a 6ton whale who lacks some teeth can feel sexay.
I made this chemise to reload stress (painting lace is kinda like doin' mantra in the mountains of shaolin for me) but it turned out to be my favourite creation of mine ; o
First, it has nice 3D bow. Yay! But all hail for EAxis, my meshes still explode in the game.I shamelessly stoled EAxian retro swimsuit from the Store and used its mesh. Which I also included. Catch me if you can, EA!
I also enjoy my new lace texture. It looks very soft. I would destroy it in a minute in real life. Three recolorable channels, the bow, lace with matching panties and the rest. Recolors very well, both patternized and plain colors. I had so much fun in CAS :D
Enabled for sleepwear category, adult female only.
Voldi is very sad because he can't have his baby pink polka dot one ; (

I hope you enjoy.
Like me on Facebook, save tiny fluffy kittens from the wrath of God!
Yes, it's my kitten.Yes, he's pretty awesome.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Leather Skinnies Also Pour Femmes! + gloves

This is the last thing I'm going to bore you with on the roll.
I converted last pants for girls too and I must admit I like it more this way. Which is strange because the original EA textures were for males, but hey, maybe because it's EA!
I asked underground dildocore progressive gay ambient metal band Wiq von Frege and the Stand-offish Bitches to pose for me!
Ach, last but not least.If you still want me to upload my models just tell me which one.
Ahh, I'm so devoted to my simmies. Most of them I have since the sims 3 came out though they evolved later with CC, sliders and so on.
Someone on a russian finds site was wondering why I use fat models (at least I think so because I always have problems with that wicked cyrillic scripting). So the answer is BECAUSE I DO LIKE THEM. 

Gloves have 2 versions, studded and plain ^^
Lyrics are pretty much Rammstein's style XD

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The Ultimate Ballsqueezers!


I may have dropped out of english teaching university programme but I actually never gave up my teaching ambitions.
I called homosexual guys self-centred in a tongue-in-a-cheek way.
They (he? she?) called me "homophobe" "cunt" and well, hmm"fuck". Also something about my "passive agression towards homosexual people".
Today I'm going to give you a lesson.and explain you words you give such a wrong usage.

Homophobia - is a range of negative attitudes and feelings towards homosexuality and people who are identified as or perceived as being homosexual. Definitions refer variably toantipathy, contempt, prejudice, aversion, and irrational fear. Homophobia is observable in critical and hostile behavior such as discrimination and violence on the basis of a perceived non-heterosexual orientation. In a 1998 address, author, activist, and civil rights leader Coretta Scott King stated that "Homophobia is like racism and anti-Semitism and other forms of bigotry in that it seeks to dehumanize a large group of people, to deny their humanity, their dignity and personhood. As I do NOT follow this pattern in any way I'm not a homophobe.

Cunt. 1. A vulgar synonym for a woman's genitalia. 2. The name your father was calling you while he was fucking you up the ass at the tender age of 9.

Fuck. A word which stands for the activity you don't get enough since you father has found a younger model.

Passive–aggressive behavior - a personality trait, is passive, sometimes obstructionist resistance to following through with expectations in interpersonal or occupational situations. It is a personality trait marked by a pervasive pattern of negative attitudes and passive, usually disavowed, resistance in interpersonal or occupational situations. 
Hmm. This one seems too clever for me, but I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with laughing at guys who fight for the right to adoption while wearing pink thongs in public.

Self-centred homosexual - kind of homosexual guy who is also an attention whore. Self-centred enough to think he is the target of this site. Self-centred homosexuals are always fighting for their rights, even in a sims 3 game where gay marriage and adoption is allowed. 
They also love to prove they are perfect parents for a nikaraguyan child by getting half naked in the streets. Their favourite word is probably "homophobe". Their attitude is a result of getting not enough love from their fathers in a childhood. Or maybe too much love.
Self-centred homosexual is usually an object of mockery for normal homosexual guys, heterosexuals and pansexuals.

Okay. Enough.
I hope you are happy. It's the first time a person so cool has spoken to you. I guess the only 
ones who speak to you are your inner voices.

Pardon me my personal act. 
I was playing around with TS2 apartament life textures and the results are skin-tight ballsqueezers also known as leather pants. Less plastic looking this time, I hope.
I needed extra skinnies to fit nicely into boots. 
The top is also a TS2 conversion. Don't know what to think about it. I like it and I don't like it at the same time. You have to decide on your own.
I also included my latest boots enabled only for females as you wish.

 I also must say I love the new Anubis's hair conversion. So cute.
I think we need more accessorised hair as we now have CAS tool in TS3.

All for today. I'm going to slash some homos with a chainsaw now as I'm such a godamn homophobe.
Wish me happy hunting!

Sunday, January 8, 2012

These Boots Are Made For Asskicking: Chunky Platform Unisex Leather Boots!

Special thanks goes to Mamyrocker for the amazingly amazing chunky platform mesh.
I absolutely loved Kiss boots <3 KISS! \m/
But as I am a passionate lover of Demonia shoes too I decided to make something like Slush boots.
I know it is the controversial type of heel so I consider making these on a conservative type high heel mesh as well.
You can recolor the lacing and control the shine of the leather.
It appears to fit male foot too so your manwhores can also have a new pair.
But be aware that it is only a tick-box conversion so the disortion may appear in a certain type of clothing/body shape.
Have fun, like me on Facebook and so on so on.
I'm feeling kinda sick.

Where There's A Whip There's A Way - Manwhore Attire For Your Male Sluts!

Welcome back! 
No, I'm not dead. You would hear about it on TV, silly. I was just doing my dirty deeds in hell and struggling with myself (those who know me realise how hard it is).
The thing I have made today is definitely for myself but I know how many pervs are out here so I decided to upload it xD
I always had a thing for boys in underbust type corsets. And the thing got stronger last days because someone has given me a lethal dose of sexiness.
This is not a perfect thing. Because I still suck at meshing, I used nude mesh which isn't definitely a waist clincher :<
You probably wonder why my boys still have sexier bodies than your girlfriend? Well, the secret is HERE
I highly recommend using them, it makes your game moar sexy : D
I don't know how the corset would look on typical eaxian square shaped males. .
To be honest, I don't want to know. I try to avoid things that can ruin my libido.
The corset comes in 3 variations: basic undershirt, sophisticated slut lace undershit and kinky fishnet one. 
All of them have 3 recolorable areas: corset (as usual I haven't tried it in other colors than black for well known reasons xD), undershirt area and backlacing.
I also made some gloves. Long leather and short lace ones.
I will include it in my future gloves megaset. I have TONS of gloves in my fap work folder.
Last but not least, I would like to give official thanks to:
A. for being the sexiest human being on the whole planet (even with the nightrobe incident xD)
D. for rejecting me all the time and keeping me horny (being horny makes me creative xD)
P. for looking cute in a Village People type kinky fetish gay policeman cap and tons of pizza xD
And uhmmm, haters, if you have any ideological predjuces KEEP IN MIND that
Thumbs up on Facebook for my cuties!
And to let the tradition last, some of my inspirational songs:
I have been listening to this all the worktime :d
Decent cover of Obsession anyone? I love it but it's not enough cool and hip to like 80's pop :C