Saturday, October 27, 2012

Random Alice Cooper Song Title Dress! F/YA/A

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Hello weirdos!
I want to change something in my blog but I'm not quite sure what it should be. That's why I did another stupid poll! You can find it in the right section of the blog. Go vote!
I also re-uploaded the skirts thanks to Venus Princess100. *le big heart*
Those of you who keep askin' me about this and that, I don't have the stuff right now, you have to wait.

Okay. What we have here, uhmmm. A dress. I wanted to name it after one of Alice Cooper's song but I couldn't decide so you can call it Snakebite dress or the fucking House of Fire dress, your choice. Just don't call it It's me dress because I fuckin' hate that song. OK, whatever.
Remember my EA store jacket made separate and de-glittered? An outfit Anubis has made lately reminded me of the fact I FREAKING LOVE THAT JACKET and I need it to come with every outfit and every top in my game! X.X But you have to start with something, right? So I dug some corpses, added this and that and frankensteined that bitch! The process was quite a pain in the ass, but hey, I think the effects are worth my suffering! 
For extra sexiness, I paired the jacket with extremely tight dress which caresses the sim's womanly curves in a gentle way. It enhances bust and gives ya THAT ASS effect xD

The outfit is pretty versatile I think, it can suit many tastes. You can make it either your petite noir that goes with your black leather and big black boots or paint it neeeooonnn green and add some cthulhu pattern, it's up to you.
I also added a skele-tuned version, perfect for a Hallow's eve time. Just remember to not use it as a prop to teach children anatomy because it's fuckin' anatomically incorrect! Actually, I recommend not to use anything from this site to teach children. And being careful witch teaching children anatomy in general.
Enabled in Everyday, Formal and Career categories. Three fully recolorable versions. Yay! Base game compatible. Fuck yeah.
Okkkaaay let the pictures do the talking:

Do NOT ask me about this hat! It's my private conversion of Q3tbo's sims 2 biker hat and I'm not gonna share it because she will kung fu me ._>(So why did I use it? Because I'm a bitch, that's why XD) And yes, it's not the porno mags nor problems with parents,  Q3tbo made me the way I am today....
Whoopsie, a wrong picture....

Hey you, it's true, you suck, fuck you!
That's all, I think! I hope you enjoy the dress. Please report me if any problems appear. I wish you happy rocky horror style Halloween!
Wiq Horror Fap Fap Show

Of course, like me on Facebook if you have a thing for necro petite drag queen playboy bunnies

Comment on my stuff and play nice because X-mas is getting near and Santa may skip ur house!

I won't give you a song today because I still can't decide between Snakebite and House of Fire! xD

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Sex'd Up Boyshorts! For Gurlz!

Sims3Pack & Package inside

Welcome freaks of all shapes and sizes!
Small announcement first: If you're having issues with my files hosted on, please wait! It happens when too many ppl get brainwashed by me and crave my crap! But it resets in a short period of time so don't worry! Sorry, I really can't re-upload all my shit again 'cause I would have no time for other important things like doing nothing and getting fat! Just wait!

Let's look what cats dragged in today! Well, you may or may not treat 'em as a new and hopefully better version of Pour Some Sugar On Me panties. Just don't say I'm runnin' out of ideas because it would be rude >.< 
What it takes to spice up boyshorts? Well, you make them semi-
transparent or shiiinyyyy, add some bows, ribbons and voila! We got sex'd up boyshorts!
These come in 5 flavours:
1. Regular which can be wet-looking or normal depends on the usage of colour and pattern.
2. Leather that may look good in colour other than black, but I don't know and I don't care xD
3. C-through ones with dots. Kawaii desu!
4. Classic lace ones, VonFrege's style. xf
5. Fishnet one. Yay! 

All of them have three recolorable areas. 
Can be used as a very brief everyday slutwear, lingerie, swimsuit, athletic wear or career. Yes, career. Why not? It compliments a lot of career paths!
Aren't the first and last one quite the same?
Note that I'm NOT referring to a person named Katheryn Elisabeth Hudson in any way, it's just an outfit!

It's not valid for random so you won't be having random hooker townies running around half-naked!

Want some moar pix? Of course you do, bitches!
I must stop and say thank to Kosmo for that lovely pose! It's almost as sexy as the GIF below:
Mooom pleease buy me a Bolan bitch *.*

 A real-life prototype of Alejandro asked me if I could "make him get in on with a hot bitches for one fucking time" and I can never say no to a beautiful man 
Reversed gangbang thing is about to start. Douuuh.

Yeah, all about shorts I think! 
I know you all miss my hot guys. Don't worry, they are coming back soon with something very special <3
If you have nothing better to do then please:
1. Like me on FAISBOOK if you think Voldi is one helluva beauty queen!
I wanna be a Fucking Prize Winning Drag Queen with the platform boots and the tombstone look. I wanna whole world to hate me with the bolts on my neck and the gun in my dress! I'M GONNA KILL MISS AMERICA!
2. Write some nice things 'bout my crap to make my life happier.
3. Ewww, I forgot. >.<

If you're lookin' for some tunes for your halloween party look no moar! I got a perfect band, a band from awesome country of mine, Poland (that's why you won't be able to understand a word xD)
They are obviously heavily influenced by the awesome gruesome mr. Motherfucker  and with such an impressive inspiration, how could they be bad? Love, love, love, love *.* Ghoulscouts should enjoy!
Roses are red and sky is blue and I'm a bastard so bitch fuck U!
I always enjoy a good piece of poetry.