Saturday, August 25, 2012

197 666 Born Son Of A Bitch! Male Jeans + All Links Updated!

Hiya cuties!
I'm happy to announce that ALL THE CRAP is downloadable again! Some links still have to be changed but works for today so I take care of them tomorrow (I'm kinda busy today with the world domination). I can't figure out that premium speedyshare thing, it's totally random. X.X Files should be safe now on, it will probably survive the zombie apocalypse. Future historians will have some material to work at. In the Age of Faisbook, people had very bad taste in clothes and heterosexualism didn't existed....

Today I bring 197 666 Born Son Of A Bitch male denim pants for you to enjoy! These were inspired by Wednesday 13, a sexy motherfucker with personality. I have been fangirling him for years. I simply love all his musical projects from Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13 to Bourbon Crow and his persona simply makes me smile all the time, even when I'm PMS-ing. The guy just gives me positive vibrations. xD

At first I wanted to make a faithful copy of Wed's pants but it turned out to be more my design. Only suspenders are the same, I think. So the result is extremely tight skinny denim destroyed pants with the cool loose o-ring suspenders. I like having suspenders like that, it's pointless and fun xD Pants were meant to look grungy and punky but it turned out gay :(
Maybe it's because they're offensive to balls? Not that I think homosexualism is offensive to balls, but... ewww, whatever. Gay guys are chic, aren't they?

Yeah, pretty much of package is shown here and such views can turn your teenage son into a queer slut so...

There are three recolorable areas: main area, area around the holes and the wipes. Looks better in light colors for meh but feel free to have it your way. Everyday, formal and career categories.

Just because Voldi is having a holiday in the sun on Sunlit Tides...
Awwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhh baby, goooooooood....

My guest model for today is Gayest Guy On Earth!
Musical commentary for the picture above: CLICK
Some moar pictures:
Some good old jailhouse rock yaoi...

So yeah it's all about jeans. Three more requests for ya:
1. Like me on Facebook if you wanna see The AVN award winner in Gangbang category, starring Alejandro Canaliorra 
Directed by Wiktoria von Frege, soundtrack by Paulie Slutbanger, memorable appearances of The One Pretty Blonde Guy and lordi Voldi's giant cock

2. Comment on my stuff if you like it.

3. Teach me british upperclass accent in two weeks or I'll be lost.


Wednesday, August 15, 2012

A ja ja ja ja jacket!

Yeah, I know about the Speedyshare issue. I have written 'bout it something like 666 times. 
Yeah, I had a strong suspicion you don't read that bullshit at all but still... goddamn, it hurts.
I've just put my files back after TSR massacre so please let me catch my breath and the files will be back again.
By the way, thank you for making me filthy rich via clicking my adflyed links! I'm a million dollar sadist, my life will be endless buffet of manwhores! I'll get myself a jacuzzi for orgies,  a chainsaw for sexual abuse purposes, plenty of food and drinks and maybe some barbies and plush toys I always wanted to have:
And of course I'm gonna hire a sexy french maid to clean up all the manjuice that slut Alejandro isn't able to swallow :>
Forsetti is glad there's not much work to do....

Rich people can also push the hipsters downstairs because they can bribe the judge!
I'm looking forward to this feature so please click me some moar!

Today I bring you a handy thing - a versatile leather jacket!
It's actually made out of the Store Vegas Club Dress from Date Night set.
I don't understand EAxis sick obsession with adding the ugly painted on necklaces to almost every outfit. I also highly disliked the diamonds or whatever on the dress. They seem fake, anyway so you can't sell them. But the jacket is a truly masterpiece, lovely mesh and texture details. So I decided to make it a separate and deleted all the glitter puke.
It sounds easy for someone who never have tried meshing but I wanted to make it go with many type of bottoms so I had some troubles.
I must say I love the results!
There may be clipping issues with some of the bottoms but most of mine worked perfectly.
You don't need to have store one installed. It's completely new mesh after all.
Jacket textures are made by EA so it looks good with any colour (not like mine leathers XD) even the hipster camel leather!
But I prefer it black or neon!
I think it's pretty versatile and can fit a lot of styles, like street hooker or biker girl. I guess you can create a stylish, tasteful outfit too but I don't know anything 'bout good taste, I'm into 80's!
  Wiq SuXXX, the sexiest sleazy 80's glam metal band ever known to human kind!
Dee Snider has some doubts about it....

So yeah, back to the main topic, here are the pictures:

And the back of the black one, because I forgot to take pic before XD
Friday night and I need a fight, my motorcycle and a switchblade knife....

So yeah, I hope you find it useful. Write me a comment if you do! 
Also like me on FACEBOOK if you don't support sex slavery in Israel!

Have fun!

I think I found a model for my upcoming toddler collection....

Friday, August 10, 2012

Mesdames et Monsieurs! Je vous présente le Pink Shrimp burlesque troupe!

All Hail to Daluved1 for the wonderful manwhore pump mesh! I will always love U <3
Sorry I haven't changed my links yet. I was not in the mood for such a boring thing. I'd probably commit suicide or what. 
But yeah, I'll do it soon. Soon.
Also pardon for my terrible french talking try. I can't speak french because I prefered french sex over the french lessons back in the high school. 

So today I bring you sexy manwhore tutus and even moar sexy manwhore boots. The boots are cool and were extremely easy to make. I just took EAxis base game female hooker boots textures and slapped it over Daluved1 male pump mesh because I hate pointy boots. Only very cheap hookers wear it. 

And tutus? The only thing I need to tell you is that the Pink Shrimp use them for their shows. What? You don't know them? 
Turn on Flashdance theme now, it's time for A Very Moving Dance Story!

The Pink Shrimp is the dance troupe formed by Lordi Voldi after his desertion from the afghanistan army.
He realised his only dream is to become a famous dancer and kill some gypsy whores.
He recruited his friends, just married unemployed gay homeless hobo couple, Phemyslav Pisiorek and Michaił Nastyodorov.
They started as a transvestite polish folk dance and singing group but even the old ladies were throwing eggs and tomatoes at them.
But Voldi never gives up.The bad time lasted till they met a famous gold digging whore, Alejandro Canaliorra, who joined the group and told them where the money comes from:
Sex Cougars - saving homeless orphans with the serious heart diseases from the starvation death since the birth of Christ (probably earlier but it sounds catchy).

They become a male burlesque cheap porn show troupe and won the hearts of men and women from all over the world. Their spectacular show included brief stage outfits, plushy unicorn props and and a lot of shit machine shakin'!
When I hear the music, close my eyes, feel the rythm...

Resourceful Alejandro gave his Totally Heterosexual And Absolutely Not Obssesed With Gypsy Male Sluts friend, P-san, a position of trust. Because P-san has a really impressive knowledge of music, he plays mp3 from his laptop during their shows! For blow free!
 However, he admits he tends to fuck up the playlist just because of the mess in studio...:/
Uhmm... What a feeling....

It means Gojira instead of Scissor Sisters, but the crowd doesn't mind it at all!
I can have it all, now I'm dancing for my life...
Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life...
WHAT A FEELING! That was a really stinky one...
What a feeling, I can really have it all now!
I am music now! I am rythm now!
In a flash it takes a hold of my heeaaaaaaaart....
Pictures come alive when I call, call, call WHAT A FEEEELING!

They got so freakin' famous even Lady Gaga hired them for I RIPPED OFF ALMOST EVERY CLASSIC, TIME FOR ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW & INTRUSIVE PROMOTION IN LGBT ENVIROMENT WORLD TOUR which promotes her new album, My Fans Think I'm Weird And Unique Because They Are 12 Years Old Gay Hairdressers Who Never Heard About Cyndi Lauper, Nina Hagen And Wendy O' Williams with the hit single Dance Pop Becomes An Art When You Are Naked In The Bathtub!
Gaga ulalala wants your bad romance!

[Thankies for Gaga Sim and clothes for Gaga Store]

This is how that beautiful story ends. Voldi's dreams come true and the rest of the group have their x-tra money. *cries*

So that may be everything. I have no idea what I'll do next. 
Like me on FACEBOOK if you're naive enough to believe your dreams come true!
*goes to like herself on Faisbook*
Awww, do I actually need that much? Just lifetime supply of carrot juice and green olives, access to Comedy Central TV channel and maybe, ummm, 20 amazingly pretty boys who play frisbee in my garden. Nude.
Also, please comment on my crap, I really really really love your comments :3

BAM! I'm off to do some Flashdance in the middle of the night!

Ah, Gaga Monsters, it's not like I don't like Lady Gaga. I like Lady Gaga and her song Marry The Night is one of the best of its genre (but not better than Flashdance...what a feeling! xD). Awww. Beautiful. (I post it here because I know someone who doesn't know this song. No, he is no alien.)

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Frilly skiiiirtttzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

As left garter, should have a custom thumbnail which looks like that:

Accessory panties from My Soft Spot will work perfectly, too!

Hiya my vultures of love!
Some of my links stopped working because of uploading server I choosed but don't worry, I will fix them very, very soon! I have all archives backuped in a safe place so it won't take long.
Be patient!
Today I'm proudly presenting my new skirt. I'm very happy with the way it turned out!
The mesh is new, a combo between famous Peggy sims 2 tutu and base game mesh.
I also gave it a new shiny and pretty texture :D
Works pefect for heavier and bodybuilder sims!
Some of the longer tops may sink into the skirt, but you know, I mean very long tops, no one wears long baggy tunics with tutus anyway.
Works with most patterns, unfortunately polka dots are kinda disorted on front because I had to squeeze the uv map >.< But flowers, zebras, leopards, laces, stripes, plaids etc etc works perfectly!
It comes with two flavours - regular and with a decorative tie :D
Both version have two possible recoloring choices, you will figure out from the pictures :D
I also made another accessory panties because this one is really short :> And it can go up when the sim is in a certain position ]:-> Just like a real life tutu :/ <tutu owner>
So your paparazzis can take upskirt photos now! XD
You can still pair it with leggins or whatever and it won't be looking kinky at all.
You can also put nothing underneath it if you're a fat, old pervert who jerks off to sims.
So many possibilites!

It looks freakin' adorable with corsets! <3
For example, the awesome corset of Elexis. It's probably the best piece of CC I have ever had X.X
Or mine, not so awesome but still nice xD
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor. And she's dancing like she's never danced before!
 I'm so hentai kawaii!
Shake that thing!

Oookay. I hope you like it as much as I do! Please give me some feedback and love (and the green olives if you have some)
Let me know if there are any glitches and bugs, you know, when 8 hot bodybuilder dudes in gold thongs dance around your desk it's really easy to miss something X.x
Don't forget to like me on FACEBOOK if you would like to see that show!
Yes, this IS my upcoming creation ]:->
I have to close a little gap. It should be easy but you never know when it comes to meshing. >.<
I WANT A HIPSTER POD! No one will know I listen to One Erection when I'm home alone...