Hello! I wanted to make something x-tra for x-mas like everyone else but I suddenly ran out of talent and creativity. I won't be telling any funny things today, too. I used to be funny but then I took an arrow in the knee. All I want to do is to wish you a X-mas happier than mine.
And tell you how we do it here, in Poland ]:->
First, we have a delicious X-mas Eve supper:
Then children enjoy their presents and play nice by the fire:
Dogs use the human speech...
Forsetti is telling his milady how much he loves her xD
Wiq is forever alone and nobody wishes her merry x-mas.
And when the children fall asleep...
....SEXY SANTA APPEARS!
I let you guess what special gift Santa has for boys.. xD
May you have a lot of pleasures under the x-mas tree. Merry x-mas everyone! :g
X-mas is the time for charity so I decided to make your wish come true! <looking hot in a Santa's beard>. I realised it is actually a piece of girlish clothing, not for the old women like me *weep* I wasn't very creative with the pictures because everything was shown before and I really have no unique teens so I just made my adults younger for a while : P I hope you enjoy. Have a nice day.
First I have to say it is absolutely cool to have 29 fans on Facebook. Yay, I have the celeb quality. It's probably the time to start wearing sunglasses to cover my ugly face. But I want MOAR. What do I have to do to gain the eternal internet fame? It's simple. I have to die. It always works. Now I only have to choose my glamorous celebrity way of dying. Amy Winehouse? Not really. I'm almost straight edge, no drugs, no cigs and I can barely call myself non-abstinent. Freddie Mercury? Hm. A bit better, I have banged some high risk homos and manwhores in my life. But still something is missing. YEP! Osama bin Laden way of death will be the most glamorous. It's your payback time, goddamn hamburgerophillians, decide on your own I'm a worthless being and then brutally murder me and half of my family. But please don't throw my corpse to the ocean, it will be needed later.
Imagine all those lame sexually frustrated anons saying in the media "<weep> I always loved her, I downloaded each of her creations and all her posts were brillant <weep> <weep>" and the crowd going "santo subito"!.I'm gonna have my zebra printed coffin and epic Michael-Jackson'esque funeral with all the creators from all over the world paying tribute to me. My beloved will inherit all my rare unpublished textures copyright and he will plan to sell it on The Shit Resource. But then KABOOM I'm gonna jump out of the coffin and perfom a striptease to Michael Jackson's Thiller!
The resurrection part will be a bit hard I guess, but hey, Jesus did it and so did Harry Potter, so I'm gonna make it anyway.
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Let's move to the actual topic. So for today I made some t-shirts for you. Once upon a time I was obsessed with printed t-shirts, you know. I was also wearing a lot of crazy crap in my hair, like skull bows and princess tiaras. X.X Nowadays I turned more slut mainstream and I hardly can wear something with no outrageous neckline. But still I find these ones cool.
All of 'em except for the skeleton one are stencils. It means that you can recolor the background not the print. For me they look the best in the colours I provided, but you may want to experiment.
The skeleton shirt no 2. It has sleeves, it's longer and you can recolor both the print and the background.
Vampirella. You can grab this one for your real self on the brillant online shop Restyle.
I really recommend 'em!
My Dead Pony, you can grab it here for real. I own it IRL! : D The print shines in the dark X.X
All of them are actually enabled for maternity because it is the Generations mesh (included). But I made also a special-maternity design. I found it on the internet when I was looking for a skeleton shirt example to draw mine on. It is definitely the cutest piece of maternity wear I have seen in my whole life but I'm just weird. When I finally meet my scandinavian-made tan, blond, tall, blue-eyed reproductor I will surely purchase it. Oh well, I will purchase it now, I look like i'm pregnant anyway... >.<
I told him I was pregnant. He told me had forgotten to turn off the kettle and he will be back in second. But he never came back.
Moar skeleton pics:
I have to wake up before 19 so no more unfunny jokes today. Ah wait, I have one. Funny one.
Meh with the skull bow! <very old pic>
But then the Pokemon evolved into THIS!
Taaa-daah.
I hope you won't have any nightmares. Like me on Facebook if you don't want me dead:
Mademoiselle's Wiktoria Elite School For Naughty Boys is opening soon! xD
I got request for a picture taking tutorial which I'm making now. My new, super-important, educational mission excited me so much (almost like chains and whips) that it inspired me to make a little photo-session with my simmies. Wanna know my students?
First of all, the hottest teacher in the whole universe, mademoiselle Wiktoria von Frege:
You already know her. She's an old, kinky, sexually perverted soft femdom porn movie wicked woman who forces her students into drag. But aww, they look so cute in those japanese hentai school uniforms! She abuses her most attractive students after classes so you know what to send her to prison:
Evil carrot juice. Making you trip since 1969.
Okay. Let's move on to the first desk:
In the middle you can see the prettiest boy in the class, Alejandro. He's also the meaniest and the richest of them all. You know, the class super-popular whore who always conspires and bullies the unpopular kids. His lifetime wish is to marry rich and then potato-couching till the last days of his life.He doesn't even have to work because he owned mademoiselle Wiktoria with his charming gypsy glance:
He's usually seen with his aww-best-friends-foreva, Blondie-chan and Paweuczi-chan.
Trivia: Alejandro claims that the balanced diet of the cocaine, sperm and nutella keeps him in this perfect shape. Anyone wants to try?
Blondie-000chan, on the left, doesn't really like Alejandro so much. He just finds this relationship very lucrative so he pretends to be Alejandro's slave just to fuck his ass later literally and methaphorically speaking. He's also mademoiselle Wiktoria's sick love obsession and forbbiden very wet sexual nightmare. She always tells him to stay after hours to abuse punish him for chatting:
Cuz I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it... c'mon, c'mon nanannanana, S&M, S&M I like it I like it <very bad singing>
Still he usually doesn't mind being Mademoiselle's hard candy. It may be lucrative in the future!
Paweuczi-chan, on the right, has been in love with Alejandro since the primary school and he's his most loyal servant, always doing all the dirty deeds for him, willing to lick the shit off his high heels. He doesn't mind any humiliation as long as he can get a gracious glance from his gorgeous assed-master.
Let's see what's creeping behind 'em!
On the left you can see the infamous drag queen lady Voldi. He's the sweetest boy in the class, loving pink, bows, unicorns and stuff like that. A school blonde, you can say. He's also very rich and popular kid, but not mean like Alejandro is. He always gives sweets to the poorest children and then abuse 'em. He's the nemesis of Alejandro, they are fighting each other to be the most popular kid and the school beauty queen. They are also fighting for the Mademoiselle Wiktoria's attention, of course.
Yeah, they may be rivals, but secretly Voldi loves Alejandro with all of his big penis heart. He wants to be the only one who rules Alejandro's glorious ass of awesomeness!
On the right you can see the school super-villain and bully, Gay-briel. He's a badass kind of man, he never flushes down the toilet. He also likes to bully weak kids, like Betty the Forsetty:
Trivia: Gay-briel has the biggest tits in the class!
On the right you can see the class nerd and looser, Betty the Forsetty. He's constantly bullied by Gay-briel and Alejandro's gang:
I'm afraid the poor boy will soon develop a bi-polar personality disorder. Or become a lame masochist, probably. He's the only one who can stand the infamous smell of Michaił Nastyodorov, so they share the school desk. Actually, Betty the Forsetty has a crush on him. He wants to marry him and live happily ever after in a big american-style white house with a labrador retriever and adopted nikaraguyan kid.
Michaił Nastyodorov, on the left, is the biggest couch-potato and slob this planet has ever seen. And he's fucking proud of it! The only one who can stand his nasty odor is Betty the Forsetty, who loves him secretly. He seems to love him back. When not farting or playing video games, he writes beautiful pieces of poetry dedicated to his dark secret gay unicorn rainbow love. However, he finds Mademoiselle's Wiktoria breasts extremely easy to masturbate. Who will finally win over Nastyodorov's heart? We'll see.
Trivia: Michaił is able to find the ultimate cure for cancer and AIDS, but unfortunately, he's too lazy to do it. Sorry!
Awwright. Here I'm in the middle of the night, trying to kill my insomnia with writing things like I'm tripping on acid xD Still I hope you get a little pleasure from reading it!
Like me on Facebook if you think that slut deserved his spanking!
I'm back with another lingerie set for female adult/young adult. No sexy guys cuddling in leather this time. =( Just boring vanilla boobs 'n' butts in lace, lol.
So I made a bustier. Bustier is a hybrid of a bra and a corset and it makes your boobs looking g-normous, yup? I'm not sure because we call both corsets and bustiers "gorset". It has some lace details (You already know I'm obsessed with lace) and decorative lacing (well, you know I'm obsessed with lacings too >.< so you know enough to make me a good x-mas present :D). There are two options for recoloring. One with the lacing panel recolorable with the main part of bustier and another with the lacing panel recolorabe with the lace - which looks better if you use thick patterns like zebra for example.
The panties are another version of lace panties (Yes, dear Santa, I like lace panties). You have one with garter straps (I have one garter belt but I have never used it because I have only seamless stockings... :< so dear Santa, why don't u give me a pair...?) and one without.
Finally, the stockings! Two simple designs, net and silk. I know there are plenty of these all over the sim world, but I wanted one with my lace strap. I simply like my lace *superego screaming*
I also turned some of the promo pics into posters. Gosh how I hate real people on the sims pictures! I'm gonna hang them on my gay boys walls to annoy them with disguisting womanly dangerous curves...xD *evil grin*
Okay. Let the pictures speak.
WARNING! Picture spam! A lot of boobz 'n' butts in provocative poses!
Some of them are photoshopped for better visual effects, but I didn't touch the CC itself, so it's just how it will look in your game if you are running it on something better than commodore 64.
You surely will get some dangerous curves after eating 'em all.
And here comes my special model who can turn Ricky Martin straight!
And moar lesbian porn pictures:
Oh, and the posters... *almost forgot*
You ask why my selfsim is here twice? Because my ego is bigger than your penis.
I think we can call it a day. Don't forget to like me on facebook if you would like to touch my dangerous curves:
And Santa, if you don't give me what I want I will breed these two! <apocalypse rider face>
<I should probably post here some Lita Ford's songs because I named this set after her album after all, but I'm afraid you will die from sexiness overdose... awww, so what, die bitches, die!>
