Frequently Asked Questions!

Hiya!

I just finished screenshots for the new corset I made but unfortunately I live in a third world country and I have terrible slow net because of the windy weather so I cannot upload it on any servers :|||||||||

I hope I will be able to do it in few hours time. I keep tryin' XD I see you shiver in anticipation.

But I want to let you know I'm alive kickin' 'n' screamin' so I'm gonna answer FREQUENTLY trolling ASKED QUESTIONS! XD

Your lust for the knowledge will be fulfilled.

1. Are you a troll?

Nope. I'm not a troll. I'm an ork and I wear heavy armor.

2. Why do you use fat sims?

Fat? Eww. Because my name isn't Karl Lagerfeld and I don't want my female models to look like the male tramps. Basically I'm not a freaky homo fashion designer and I just like womanly curves.

3. Are you really 20? You act like a sexually frustrated teenager.

Actually I will be 21 in March. So prepare your presents, cupcakes and male strippers with bunny ears.

4. Can I take my cock into your backdoor?

Depends.

5. Will you marry me?

Nope. I'm not a spouse material. I do not clean and I cook nasty meals my friends refuse to eat. <very sad face> And I have commitment issues.

Sometimes a nice cleavage isn't enough. Sometimes.

6. Why do you wear your neckline too low?

Because I'm a skanky ho.

7. Why your stuff looks like crap?

Because good God gave me fast-typing skill instead of TS3 custom content creating talent and good heart instead of a beautiful face.

8. Why those bows are not meshed?

Because my meshes still make my game explode like fireworks from Katy Pervy's chest.

9. Are you a tranny?

Good God, no.

10. ZOMG WHY THAR ARE TWO MANHOES IN DRAG KISSING EACHOTHER WHY DID U PUT IT I FEEL RAP'D

Because it's the only way I'm able to give my trv luv a boner :D

11. Why are you such a hompohobe you dumb slut?

Because it's not the way good God want you to be. It's sick.The good God created your butthole for other purposes.Go find a woman and sire children.

Wait... I'm a hompohobe?  

12. Are you a human? O.O

No. I'm a supersonic sex machine.

13. Are you a feminist?

No, not really. I love men. With all my mouth. 

14. Are you a lesbian?

By Dzeus, nope. Vaginas bite.

11. So why do you constantly put lesbian pictures on your page?

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