Friday, February 17, 2012

Frequently Asked Questions!


Hiya!
I just finished screenshots for the new corset I made but unfortunately I live in a third world country and I have terrible slow net because of the windy weather so I cannot upload it on any servers :|||||||||
I hope I will be able to do it in few hours time. I keep tryin' XD I see you shiver in anticipation.
But I want to let you know I'm alive kickin' 'n' screamin' so I'm gonna answer FREQUENTLY trolling ASKED QUESTIONS! XD
Your lust for the knowledge will be fulfilled.

1. Are you a troll?
Nope. I'm not a troll. I'm an ork and I wear heavy armor.
2. Why do you use fat sims?
Fat? Eww. Because my name isn't Karl Lagerfeld and I don't want my female models to look like the male tramps. Basically I'm not a freaky homo fashion designer and I just like womanly curves.
3. Are you really 20? You act like a sexually frustrated teenager.
Actually I will be 21 in March. So prepare your presents, cupcakes and male strippers with bunny ears.
4. Can I take my cock into your backdoor?
Depends.
5. Will you marry me?
Nope. I'm not a spouse material. I do not clean and I cook nasty meals my friends refuse to eat. <very sad face> And I have commitment issues.
Sometimes a nice cleavage isn't enough. Sometimes.
6. Why do you wear your neckline too low?
Because I'm a skanky ho.
7. Why your stuff looks like crap?
Because good God gave me fast-typing skill instead of TS3 custom content creating talent and good heart instead of a beautiful face.
8. Why those bows are not meshed?
Because my meshes still make my game explode like fireworks from Katy Pervy's chest.
9. Are you a tranny?
Good God, no.
10. ZOMG WHY THAR ARE TWO MANHOES IN DRAG KISSING EACHOTHER WHY DID U PUT IT I FEEL RAP'D
Because it's the only way I'm able to give my trv luv a boner :D
11. Why are you such a hompohobe you dumb slut?
Because it's not the way good God want you to be. It's sick.The good God created your butthole for other purposes.Go find a woman and sire children.
Wait... I'm a hompohobe?  
12. Are you a human? O.O
No. I'm a supersonic sex machine.
13. Are you a feminist?
No, not really. I love men. With all my mouth. 
14. Are you a lesbian?
By Dzeus, nope. Vaginas bite.
11. So why do you constantly put lesbian pictures on your page?
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4 comments:

  1. ... Do people actually ask some of those questions? But I do love your humor XD

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  2. Ja pier...olę :) Co za ludzie :)
    Rozwaliło mnie pytanie "Czy jesteś człowiekiem?" :) Buahahahaha :)

    Zapraszam do mnie :)

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  3. where can i get the pole?

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