Friday, September 28, 2012

Drop Dead Legs Leggins!

GET THE CRAP!
Both formats. Two separate files - for accessory leggins so you can wear them with full outfits and top+bottom combo and another one for bottom leggins which you can wear with longer tops. Or shorter tops, I'm not here to judge your fashion taste, lol.

Hiya!
Bad news. My bewbs are hurting as hell O.O In case I'll die of cancer, know I always loved and cared about you. My aspiring millionaire friend will inherit all my unreleased textures so prepare to see 'em on The $hit Resource. Terrible overpriced.
Somebody wanted to have Ita Lolita dress back, so HERE you got it, re-uploaded. Thanks for letting me know!
Thanks for the amazing response to my latest work. You seem to really like it, judging by  the amount of downloads. Also, thanks for your lovely comments!

Today I give ya some new leggins. The idea was old, but I made it come alive today :D
I think they are pretty versatile and can fit a lot of various styles.
Two recolorable channels.
Two flavours: fishnet and lace (two kinds of lace, actually)
Work nice with any color or pattern.
It can have more wet-look or casual look, depends on the choice of pattern.
OKOKOK I know U wanna see 'em pics!

Note: there are tattoos on the right leg!

Umm yes, it comes in a sassy, classy packet.... perfect for a gift!
A bunch of whores models.
An innovative technology allows you to wear vonFregeINC tutu without lookin' like a slut!

Ta-dah! I hope you like it. Like me on FACEBOOK if you like me enough to care and follow me on SHITTER if you want to be spammed with my deep and meaningful thoughts on life!
Also Comment on my crap if you have nothing better to do and remember to hide your teeth while giving a blow to your boyfriend.
Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya.


My famous last words to you.


Thursday, September 27, 2012

Ghoulscout Lingerie Set... idk, V? I can count only to 3 :(

Both formats, custom thumbnail
Both formats, appear eye-violating pink in CAS for easy finding :d Just recolor it ^^


Hello cherries & bananas, an important announcement first!
!! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !!
I used to have my Twitter account to hit on aging rock musicians (my favourite type of rock musican), but just because being cyber-groupie is as pointless as having cybersex, I want it to serve a real purpose. Yes, it mean you can FOLLOW ME ON SHITTER NOW! Yeah. How exciting. 
You can keep an eye on my updates or ask me about my thoughts on worldwide economy crisis. I don't care'bout the crisis, but I'll enjoy you care to ask.

Yeah, my existence as a happy,careless human being is coming to an end so it probably means I will be posting stuff... moar often xD Especially in moments I should be studying or doing some other boring and meaningless things. I was in not so creative mood lately but I just had to release it. It has nothing to do with the fact adfly payout is being close and I need a new lipstick, not at all ^^
To be honest, I'm not sure if I like that crap. I would not release it but I spent a lot of time on drawing it and I don't like my time to be wasted (watching c-lass zombie movies ISN'T a waste of time, it's very informative). Maybe someone will like it. There's actually no reason for me to hate it, I think it's decent in sake of quality and design - I may just spent too much time playing around with the shit and I can't stand looking at this anymore :/
Plus my game was behaving badly when I was taking preview screenshots. It took forever for a sim to change to lingerie, they weren't rendering properly and I was just about to uninstall this shit and let it o X.X So let make it quick and move to another topic, right?


Yeah, this is one piece lingerie set. I made it one piece because I wanted the corset to squeeze waists and I wouldn't be able to do that separately, cause I can't go below the normal sim waist size (it wouldn't match any bottom). So yeah, it gives your sim a hourglass figure ^^ I think it look sexy on fuller ladies. What's more, it has extra brief bra and pants. My target was heterosexual male sims players, but do they even exist? Even some of my homo fellas think playing sims is not a man thing. (Yes, I tend to have a pretty good time with bunch of gay dudes, you filthy backstabbing russian gnomes from  http://sims-new.my1.ru  who claims I'm "a homophobe and more". What more? Nazi? Pedo? Santa? Wiener lippizaner horse? I'm kinda curious. Nevermind, I said it once and I'm saying it once again, I'm not a homophobe. I like gays, how cute and fluffy pets they are, even if they're kind of noisy :/)
And to make it clear not all russian are filthy gnomes, I read a lot of really nice words at that site and I thank U all, even if I don't support that kind of website)
It has four recolorable areas, bra and pants, corset, lace elements and lacing. I wasn't very creative with my promo recolors but I'm pretty sure you will be ^^
Stockings are a separate accessory (for more recoloring choices). They should not look out of place with no garter belts so if you like them you can have them only.
Okaaay pix pix pix pix pix pix pix:



Disortions seen on this pic are 'cause of breast slider not the texture. Delphy breast height I guess.



Yeah. That's all. Now I don't even hate this set anymore xD
Your tasks:
1. Like me on FACEBOOK if you know a heterosexual dude who plays the sims!
2. Follow me on Shitter if you want to be spammed with my anti-awesomeness!
3. Comment on this crap if you think it's not my worst creation ever!
4. Give me an ultimate split-end fix. My hair ends are destroyed man, destroyed like gay bar slut's mangina.
5. Hot, long haired dudes, bow down and bleed for me.

Now time for party XD
A friend of mine, Adam, introduced it to me. Adam is dying of terrible, lethal pain in the ass, please pray for him :(

Saturday, August 25, 2012

197 666 Born Son Of A Bitch! Male Jeans + All Links Updated!

REDOWNLOAD IN CASE OF TROUBLES
I FORGOT TO RE-CATEGORIZE
STUPID MEH >.<
Hiya cuties!
I'm happy to announce that ALL THE CRAP is downloadable again! Some links still have to be changed but works for today so I take care of them tomorrow (I'm kinda busy today with the world domination). I can't figure out that premium speedyshare thing, it's totally random. X.X Files should be safe now on Box.net, it will probably survive the zombie apocalypse. Future historians will have some material to work at. In the Age of Faisbook, people had very bad taste in clothes and heterosexualism didn't existed....

Today I bring 197 666 Born Son Of A Bitch male denim pants for you to enjoy! These were inspired by Wednesday 13, a sexy motherfucker with personality. I have been fangirling him for years. I simply love all his musical projects from Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13 to Bourbon Crow and his persona simply makes me smile all the time, even when I'm PMS-ing. The guy just gives me positive vibrations. xD

At first I wanted to make a faithful copy of Wed's pants but it turned out to be more my design. Only suspenders are the same, I think. So the result is extremely tight skinny denim destroyed pants with the cool loose o-ring suspenders. I like having suspenders like that, it's pointless and fun xD Pants were meant to look grungy and punky but it turned out gay :(
Maybe it's because they're offensive to balls? Not that I think homosexualism is offensive to balls, but... ewww, whatever. Gay guys are chic, aren't they?


Yeah, pretty much of package is shown here and such views can turn your teenage son into a queer slut so...

There are three recolorable areas: main area, area around the holes and the wipes. Looks better in light colors for meh but feel free to have it your way. Everyday, formal and career categories.





Just because Voldi is having a holiday in the sun on Sunlit Tides...
Awwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhh baby, goooooooood....

My guest model for today is Gayest Guy On Earth!
Musical commentary for the picture above: CLICK
Some moar pictures:
Some good old jailhouse rock yaoi...

So yeah it's all about jeans. Three more requests for ya:
1. Like me on Facebook if you wanna see The AVN award winner in Gangbang category, starring Alejandro Canaliorra 
Directed by Wiktoria von Frege, soundtrack by Paulie Slutbanger, memorable appearances of The One Pretty Blonde Guy and lordi Voldi's giant cock

2. Comment on my stuff if you like it.

3. Teach me british upperclass accent in two weeks or I'll be lost.

Sayonara.


Wednesday, August 15, 2012

A ja ja ja ja jacket!

Hiya!
Yeah, I know about the Speedyshare issue. I have written 'bout it something like 666 times. 
Yeah, I had a strong suspicion you don't read that bullshit at all but still... goddamn, it hurts.
I've just put my files back after TSR massacre so please let me catch my breath and the files will be back again.
By the way, thank you for making me filthy rich via clicking my adflyed links! I'm a million dollar sadist, my life will be endless buffet of manwhores! I'll get myself a jacuzzi for orgies,  a chainsaw for sexual abuse purposes, plenty of food and drinks and maybe some barbies and plush toys I always wanted to have:
And of course I'm gonna hire a sexy french maid to clean up all the manjuice that slut Alejandro isn't able to swallow :>
Forsetti is glad there's not much work to do....

Rich people can also push the hipsters downstairs because they can bribe the judge!
I'm looking forward to this feature so please click me some moar!

Today I bring you a handy thing - a versatile leather jacket!
It's actually made out of the Store Vegas Club Dress from Date Night set.
I don't understand EAxis sick obsession with adding the ugly painted on necklaces to almost every outfit. I also highly disliked the diamonds or whatever on the dress. They seem fake, anyway so you can't sell them. But the jacket is a truly masterpiece, lovely mesh and texture details. So I decided to make it a separate and deleted all the glitter puke.
It sounds easy for someone who never have tried meshing but I wanted to make it go with many type of bottoms so I had some troubles.
I must say I love the results!
There may be clipping issues with some of the bottoms but most of mine worked perfectly.
You don't need to have store one installed. It's completely new mesh after all.
Jacket textures are made by EA so it looks good with any colour (not like mine leathers XD) even the hipster camel leather!
But I prefer it black or neon!
I think it's pretty versatile and can fit a lot of styles, like street hooker or biker girl. I guess you can create a stylish, tasteful outfit too but I don't know anything 'bout good taste, I'm into 80's!
  Wiq SuXXX, the sexiest sleazy 80's glam metal band ever known to human kind!
Dee Snider has some doubts about it....

So yeah, back to the main topic, here are the pictures:

And the back of the black one, because I forgot to take pic before XD
Friday night and I need a fight, my motorcycle and a switchblade knife....

So yeah, I hope you find it useful. Write me a comment if you do! 
Also like me on FACEBOOK if you don't support sex slavery in Israel!

Have fun!


I think I found a model for my upcoming toddler collection....